The Light Roller – The Horrible Truth About Pat Cummins
(We’re not suggesting it had anything to do with “Sandpapergate,” by the way. It was clearly the work of some real evil genius. Or Cameron Bancroft.)
“The greatest trick the devil ever used was to convince the world he didn’t exist.” So said Charles Baudelaire, the 19th century French poet who had a good flair for something fishy – and he would undoubtedly have been right here. Basically, folks, it’s important not to get suckered into the story. From now on, look at it this way: Every act of gold-plated, thrilling, sparkling joy Cummins produces, on or off the cricket pitch, is 100% irrefutable proof of his agreement with Satan. .
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