Quotes – Commonfolk Using Common Sense http://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/ Tue, 27 Sep 2022 17:41:06 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.9.3 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/icon-99.png Quotes – Commonfolk Using Common Sense http://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/ 32 32 What About Scottie Hazelton Quotes https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/what-about-scottie-hazelton-quotes/ Tue, 27 Sep 2022 16:58:00 +0000 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/what-about-scottie-hazelton-quotes/ It’s not often the media gets a chance to speak to the team’s most criticized non-head coach after a demoralizing loss, but the weekly rotation has made it that way for football of the State of Michigan. Scottie Hazelton was scheduled to speak to the media on Tuesday after Jay Johnson spoke a week ago […]]]>

It’s not often the media gets a chance to speak to the team’s most criticized non-head coach after a demoralizing loss, but the weekly rotation has made it that way for football of the State of Michigan.

Scottie Hazelton was scheduled to speak to the media on Tuesday after Jay Johnson spoke a week ago following the Washington loss.

After a second straight defeat in which Hazelton’s ball side looked incompetent, he was grilled by the media and his answers actually leave more questions than I would have hoped.

Let’s dive into some of the answers to his questions about media availability.

Michigan State football defense ‘not far off’?

One of the quotes that really made me scratch my head is this:

How can he think the defense isn’t that far behind after giving up back-to-back monster games offensively against Washington and Minnesota? The defense was on fire every game for more than 500 yards and Tanner Morgan had one of the best games of his career in the air – the same goes for Michael Penix Jr.

Not that far would mean the defense showed some flashes in those games, but it didn’t force a single punt against Minnesota. Not exactly what I would call a defense that isn’t “super far” from fixing things. This defense turned out to be very unpromising.

And injuries don’t help with Khris Bogle, Jacob Slade, Simeon Barrow, Jeff Pietrowski, Xavier Henderson and Darius Snow all falling this year.

So, although Mel Tucker said there were going to be personnel changes this year, Hazelton doesn’t think personnel are a problem? There is some sort of disconnect or miscommunication.

Even more confusing.

This I can understand and agree with. Henderson was the leader of the defense and not having him as a quarterback is tough on the unit as a whole. But we can’t use that as an excuse for why all unity seems lost.

Hazelton should use the rest of the season as an opportunity to prove he’s the right guy for the job, but if we continue to see teams passing over 300 yards because players say they didn’t expect to a pass-heavy attack, he has to go.

I don’t think these changes should be made mid-year, but the rest of the season should be an audition, of sorts, for him.

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10 Most Cringe-Worthy Quotes In My Hero Academia https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/10-most-cringe-worthy-quotes-in-my-hero-academia/ Sun, 25 Sep 2022 13:06:07 +0000 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/10-most-cringe-worthy-quotes-in-my-hero-academia/ my hero academia is an anime with great comedy and a well-written story. The story takes advantage of its diverse cast and unlimited oddities, delivering witty lines and humorous scenes that can only be possible in the world of superheroes. Like many other stories, not all jokes landed. RELATED: The 10 Most Inspirational My Hero […]]]>

my hero academia is an anime with great comedy and a well-written story. The story takes advantage of its diverse cast and unlimited oddities, delivering witty lines and humorous scenes that can only be possible in the world of superheroes. Like many other stories, not all jokes landed.


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Some quotes from my hero academia crashed and burned on arrival, making characters look a little too unintelligent, making them look too crude, or just not being delivered to the right place or time. While these lines might not seem so bad on a fan’s first viewing, they seem all the more cringe-worthy compared to the good humor seen throughout. my hero academia.

The following contains major spoilers for my hero academia Chapter 366, “Full Moon” by Horikoshi Kohei, available in English from Viz Media.

ten “I am…extremely evil!”

Tenya Ida

During the Class 1-A Combat Trials, the students were split into pairs and pitted against each other. One team would act as the villains, while the other would be the heroes. Tenya Ida and Katsuki Bakugo were given the villain role and tasked with guarding a fake warhead against Izuku Midoriya and Ochaco Uraraka.

Ida immersed herself a little too much in her role, concluding that becoming the personification of villainy would help her win the case. It didn’t work, and Uraraka couldn’t take it seriously.

9 “I had a bowel movement this morning, so these things are going to stay all day.”

Minoru Mineta

When the League of Villains attacked the unplanned Simulation Joint, the students were split into small groups to battle the villains. Mineta, Tsuyu, and Midoriya were grouped together in the flooded area. Together, they combined their quirks to make the bad guys in the area stick together.

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After their battle was over, Mineta made a disgusting comment about her recent bathroom experience. He could have said his quirk was more powerful because he was healthy, but Mineta has no filter.

8 “You will live up to what I created you for!”

Effort

Endeavor made it clear early on that he wanted Shoto to do what he couldn’t. With combined Fire and Ice Quirks, Shoto didn’t have the downsides of Endeavor’s Quirk. Endeavor’s strict training and constant reminders that he only created Shoto to surpass All Might have made Endeavor one of the most detestable characters in my hero academia.

Although Endeavor does its best to redeem itself later, lines like these are peppered throughout the beginning of my hero academia. The stubborn obsession with Endeavor was not a good look for him.

seven “I have to do this… This guy is mine!”

Tenya Ida

Ida’s rage towards Stain was understandable. Stain severely injured his older brother, preventing him from doing hero work again. Ida wanted revenge and was so blinded by this desire that he ignored a hero in peril.

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When Ida confronted the villain, Stain used his quirk to incapacitate him. Deku and Shoto had to intervene to stop him from killing Ida. Instead of being grateful, Ida was furious that they had intervened. Although he was on the ground and helpless, he claimed he called out the bad guy.

6 “A beaten Izuku… I want to see him again…”

Himiko robe

Himiko Toga had the most concerning crush on Deku. While she was usually attracted to cute people, she immediately fell in love with Deku because he was badly hurt. Due to her quirk requiring her to ingest blood to take on someone’s appearance, she was obsessed with blood. Transforming into another person made him feel closer to them.

Toga would attack Deku at every encounter hoping to see his blood. Although Toga is cute, the things she says are scary and would be even scarier if they came from a real person.

5 “It’s hot! It’s free!”

Takoyaki stall owner

Mt. Lady is the type of hero who shamelessly aspires to fame and money. Although her gigantification quirk is better suited to the campaign, she would prefer to be seen by many people. As a result, her headquarters are charged thousands of dollars for all the damage she causes all the time. She saves money any way she can, using her looks to get things for free.

When Mt. Lady goes to the UA Sports Festival, she claims she doesn’t have the money to pay for the takoyaki, leading the vendor to eagerly respond that they’re free in the weirdest way possible. The interaction disgusted both the audience and Kamui Woods.

4 “If Sero hadn’t saved me, it would be me on this ride right now!”

Minoru Mineta

Minoru Mineta is one of the most reviled characters in my hero academia because of the constant stream of perversion coming out of his mouth. While fighting Midnight alongside Sero, Sero passed out after being exposed to Midnight’s quirk.

Midnight placed Sero’s head on her lap and waited near the exit, confident that Mineta wouldn’t pass her. Mineta was furious with jealousy even though Sero saved him. He outwardly wished he could switch places with Sero, showing his superficial nature.

3 “If I’m worried about my arms, I’ll use my legs!”

Deku

After taking a lot of damage to his arms and hands from repeatedly smashing with One For All, Deku realized that using his arms so carelessly would no longer be a viable strategy. After seeing Mei Hatsume’s inventions and talking to Ida, Deku was struck by the idea of ​​using his legs to fight instead. This led Deku to develop his Shoot Style.

Fans were less than impressed as they found out about this alternate age before the reveal. With fans joking that Deku’s legs wouldn’t last long either, this revelation didn’t go down well.

2 “They may be fools, but they’re not stupid”

Shoto Todoroki

This line is equal to “people die if they are killed” from Spell series. When the students of Class 1-A discuss the League of Villains’ first attack, they note that the infiltration was executed perfectly. They caught teachers and students off guard, raising no alarms. If not for Ida’s quirk, the outside heroes wouldn’t have known something was wrong.

Shoto said that while the villains were fools for attacking them, they weren’t at least dumb enough to burst in through the front door. However, the wording of his sentence seems terrible and contradictory both in and out of context.

1 “Full Moon…Risin’ Tonight!”

Lemillion

The current battle between the heroes and the Paranormal Liberation Front is extremely difficult. Bakugo has taken severe damage from Tomura Shigaraki, and morale is at an all-time low. Shigaraki seems virtually unstoppable, and the heroes are desperate to buy the time Deku badly needs to arrive.

Lemillion uses a powerful move he used to make Sir Nighteye laugh. He moons Shigaraki, making the villain laugh. It’ll be a weird addition to the history books, and what’s even weirder is that showing Nighteye his butt helped Lemillion get his internship.

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Mike McCarthy reacts to Jerry Jones’ ‘Quarterback Controversy’ quote https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/mike-mccarthy-reacts-to-jerry-jones-quarterback-controversy-quote/ Fri, 23 Sep 2022 16:35:34 +0000 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/mike-mccarthy-reacts-to-jerry-jones-quarterback-controversy-quote/ As has become customary over the years, Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones made a series of somewhat startling comments about the state of the team’s quarterback room earlier this week. Speaking to reporters on Thursday, Jones said he would welcome controversy over the quarterback once he starts. Dak Prescott is able to return from injury, as […]]]>

As has become customary over the years, Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones made a series of somewhat startling comments about the state of the team’s quarterback room earlier this week.

Speaking to reporters on Thursday, Jones said he would welcome controversy over the quarterback once he starts. Dak Prescott is able to return from injury, as that would mean the backup Cooper Rush worked well and the team was successful.

“Of course I would,” Jones said when asked about his desire for quarterback controversy, by Jon Machota of Athleticism. “Of course, that means we won. If he comes in and plays as well as Prescott, if Rush has played well in the next few games to come, I would walk to New York to get him.

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State DEP Seeks Quotes for Liberty State Park and Greenway Master Plans https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/state-dep-seeks-quotes-for-liberty-state-park-and-greenway-master-plans/ Wed, 21 Sep 2022 15:13:00 +0000 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/state-dep-seeks-quotes-for-liberty-state-park-and-greenway-master-plans/ Plans to build numerous recreational facilities at Liberty State Park and turn an abandoned railroad into a 9-mile park took another small step forward on Tuesday. The state’s Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) announced it was accepting quotes from companies to create the master plan and detailed design documents for the state’s most-visited waterfront park. […]]]>

Plans to build numerous recreational facilities at Liberty State Park and turn an abandoned railroad into a 9-mile park took another small step forward on Tuesday.

The state’s Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) announced it was accepting quotes from companies to create the master plan and detailed design documents for the state’s most-visited waterfront park. Sea of ​​Jersey City and the recently acquired rail corridor that will be developed as Essex. -Hudson Greenway.

The quote request provides another glimpse into the future of Liberty State Park, which has been the victim of a political tussle over the past seven years.

Earlier this year, the state legislature formalized the state Department of Environmental Protection’s plan to remediate the interior of the long-contaminated 234-acre park and dedicate 61 acres to ball fields. , but did not specifically provide protections for the 21-acre ecologically sensitive Caven Point Peninsula.

The struggle between large-scale and small-scale commercialization of the park has been fought since the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority got a say in Liberty State Park under a 2015 law, though the DEP always have the last word.

While it was a question of how the park could be monetized, the latest skirmish concerns whether the park should remain a primarily passive setting or become a youth sports haven for use by athletes and teams. of the whole state.

As requested, the Crown requests bidders to provide:

  • “Planning and design of active and passive leisure facilities” to complement and be integrated with natural resource restoration and conservation activities;
  • An assessment of opportunities for short-term recreational development and natural resource conservation;
  • An assessment of needs, challenges, opportunities and further improvements to facilities, programs and amenities, transportation and mobility options to ensure equitable access, restoration and preservation of natural resources, and climate resilience.

The final element requires bidders to consider the diversity of LSP’s surrounding communities, the need for equitable recreational and cultural opportunities, and local participation and benefits.

Recently established groups like Liberty State Park for All and the People’s Park Foundation argued that for years the state ignored decades-old plans to create more recreation in the park and dragged its feet on the cleanup. of the interior of 235 acres of the park.

With last week’s $65 million purchase of the old rail line that runs through Jersey City, Secaucus, Kearny, Newark, Belleville, Bloomfield, Gen Ridge and Montclair, state officials are moving forward with the creation of the Essex-Hudson Greenway, approximately 9 mile linear park.

Bidders are encouraged to assess and develop “design needs, challenges, opportunities and alternatives relating to, but not limited to, safety and security, remediation activities, ecological and habitat restoration”. , stormwater management, equitable public access, recreational facilities, pedestrian and bike path and interpretive facilities.

The DEP stated that firms or individuals submitting quotes must have demonstrated experience in public space and/or public life analyses, urban planning, park design and layout, engineering, landscaping or other related fields. Submissions must reach the DEP by 2 p.m. on October 17.

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Postgame Quotes – North Dakota State vs. Arizona https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/postgame-quotes-north-dakota-state-vs-arizona/ Sun, 18 Sep 2022 07:09:17 +0000 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/postgame-quotes-north-dakota-state-vs-arizona/ History links Postgame Quotes – North Dakota Arizona State September 17, 2022 Arizona 31, NDSU 28 Arizona Head Coach Jedd Fisch Opening statement:“The ZonaZoo was brilliant, our fans showed up and I think they will continue to show up as we continue to build. Our players did a fantastic job, it was […]]]>

Postgame Quotes – North Dakota Arizona State
September 17, 2022
Arizona 31, NDSU 28

Arizona Head Coach Jedd Fisch

Opening statement:
“The ZonaZoo was brilliant, our fans showed up and I think they will continue to show up as we continue to build. Our players did a fantastic job, it was a very clean game of football. Four against four in the red zone, no turnovers, a Our aim is to protect and win the game, and we have done that. Hunter Echols’ sack and fumble was a huge part of the game. We were the underdogs with Lee Corso being the one to pick us and we accept that.”



On the defense having to dig on these 3rd and 4th stops
“There’s no doubt it was a man’s game tonight, tough as nails. They put their QB in wild and our guys did a great job of getting the ball back for us…great save from our defense and then got that three-and-out.”



Everyone wondered why Laura’s Jayden didn’t rush last week and hit a career high tonight, what’s changed?
“Jayden and I have only done this for three games together and we’re just building our relationship. We’re building trust, trying to learn how to coach him every practice day, what he needs and what what I expect of him. He’s a sophomore just learning things, what a learning experience last Saturday was.”



How much does Jayden rush to open the collar?
“We ran the ball 36 times for 156 yards, that’s good football and what we need. We spoke as staff and said that with your QB rushing 40-50 yards, we can playing competitive football. He got us 58 yards this game… most runs were more of a scramble, instead of forcing the ball down the pitch, he made good decisions.



Arizona Quarterback Laura’s Jayden

By choosing to run the ball more…
“We’re just starting to feel comfortable with the flow of the game. Coach Fisch is calling plays and when I couldn’t use him I was guessing ‘I have to throw the ball in the somebody’s hands.” Looking back and watching the movie from last week and even the week before, when things weren’t going our way and I didn’t run, it’s is when our offense went down So this play I put it on myself so if it’s all covered on the pitch they still have to come and stop I give credit to our guys for running their roads, the O-Line blocking and giving me gaps.



By winning the last non-conference game of the season…
“This win is a big confidence booster for us. Everyone has counted us out and it will probably be like this all year, but we just know that we support each other. We have to play four quarters, it’s not a halftime, the game isn’t over until the clock shows 0:00 I would say that’s a good confidence booster for the Pac-12.



Arizona wide receiver Dorian Singer

On Coach Fisch’s post-game message to the team…
“Coach Fisch’s message after the game was ‘whoever counts us, just make sure we count each other. Anyone who’s not in the locker room with us, they don’t know what’s going on inside. Everyone has their own opinion of us, but we know the truth.'”



Arizona defensive line Hunter Echos

On defending the state of North Dakota…
“They’re very competitive. They wanted to compete and finish blocks, but we also want to compete, and I think we’re physical as D-Line and we pride ourselves on being physical, so it was a fun game and competitive. We got the job done.”



On the team’s preparation for NDSU…
“Thanks to our scouting team, they do a great job every week. Our coaches make sure we’re ready for every game, so it wasn’t a lack of preparation, just more to face these guys. You can be a scout team all you want but until you come and play this game on this turf you can’t really tell but thanks to our guys we are ready to play every week.



On choosing Lee Corso…
“Tell Lee Corso he can come to Tucson anytime.”



Arizona linebacker jerry robert

On Roberts’ message to the team on defense…
“When the moment came when we needed a stoppage, I said to the team: ‘These are moments that define our defence. These are important times, let’s go and stop. If we get a stoppage, our attack moves the ball very well so we can get into a good position.”



On the attitude of the team before the match…
“I like it when people doubt us. I told the team, ‘The only people who believe in us are the people in this room. We like that chip on our shoulder.’

North Dakota State Head Coach Matt Entz



Opening statement:
“Always disappointing when you get beaten. Arizona played very well and Laura’s Jayden was what we thought. He extended games and did a great job of moving the pocket and he did some things out of the “naked”. They even did some readings with him, so they took advantage of a guy who was a really good athlete.


“Otherwise it comes down to us not being very good at third down either side of football. That streak in the third quarter where we had a third down penalty and we gave up a long third down and 14 were errors (On) the fourth down (where Arizona stopped you) I felt like it was the right move with about seven minutes left in the game and we didn’t get it. I thought it was the right game calling the right body, the right people in the game.


“But I’m frustrated for our kids. We’ve played very hard, and I don’t think anyone can ever question how well our kids are playing, how well our coaches are coaching and how well our kids are looking after their kids. business there. I’ve been here long enough, and I’ve seen losses galvanize a team, and that’s what I anticipate. My most frustrating thing about tonight is the number of kids who apologized to me when they left the pitch. And that’s not acceptable and but there’s nothing wrong with that. We were beaten by a team that was better than us tonight. But ( our players) don’t have to apologize.”



On the decision to go ahead on fourth down midway through the fourth quarter:
“We are going there, there was no hesitation. Based on our week of training, it was the right decision and I don’t think there is any doubt.”



Do you feel like you made a potential win over FBS here?
“Probably. Yeah. I think we were there. We had our opportunities and that’s why I’m frustrated for our young men.”



On using the running game tonight:
“We wondered how well (Arizona) had defended him in the past. With all that tall staff in there, and when you have a guy like Hunter Luepke carrying the ball 18 times, it’s probably a bit outside of our normal way of doing things. But the situation created a need for big backs and I think those guys did a really good job offensively. Minus the last series, we did a great job throughout the game taking advantage of some of our gap patterns.



North Dakota State linebacker James Kaczor

What made their guys so hard to take down?
“The props for them was a good team, they played well. They went through the tackles and ran the feet well. We need to do a better job of wrapping up and finishing the tackles.”

North Dakota State Security Michael Tutsie

Do you feel like you’re on a slide here with an opportunity to beat an FBS team?
“I mean, I’d be lying if I said no. We came here to win. We hoped to win. We knew it was going to be a dogfight. We expected to come and do what we do. It felt like it got away, but we’re going to learn from it and we’re going to get back to work and do what we need to do. We’ll fix what we need to fix and move on, use it as fuel. Our goal, our first goal of every season, is to win the Missouri Valley and we still have that ahead of us.

North Dakota State fullback Hunter Luepke

You went to the power game quite often today, how was it there? Why was it to your advantage?
“I think the O-Line was just moving people off the ball and we were only getting three or more yards of push every play, so I think that’s exactly what we wanted to keep. Keep it ball in motion. Game, time and possession.”

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Funny Quotes About Troublemakers For Those Who Live For Evil https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/funny-quotes-about-troublemakers-for-those-who-live-for-evil/ Fri, 16 Sep 2022 08:39:31 +0000 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/funny-quotes-about-troublemakers-for-those-who-live-for-evil/ Troublemakers come in all shapes and sizes, from babies to adults. They can get on your nerves at times, but they’re also quite funny and impossible to ignore, even when you want to. Their antics and stories make you laugh. Photo: @anthonyshkrabaproduction, pexels.com (modified by author)Source: UGC Funny internet troublemaker quotes will make you smile, […]]]>

Troublemakers come in all shapes and sizes, from babies to adults. They can get on your nerves at times, but they’re also quite funny and impossible to ignore, even when you want to. Their antics and stories make you laugh.

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Funny internet troublemaker quotes will make you smile, laugh out loud, or roll your eyes, depending on how big of a troublemaker you are. Here are some funny quotes for those who live for evil.

Funny Quotes About Troublemakers

Quotes on the web about naughty people tend to be surprisingly inspiring. Here are some of the best.

  • I didn’t cause any trouble, it was there when I got here.
  • There are only three things women need in life, money, money and more money.
  • He says it is better to give than to receive. I can’t disagree with him. When you give, it hurts like hell.
  • We all have private ailments. Troublemakers are those who need public remedies for their private ills. –Eric Hoffer
  • God would have made our heads bald if He wanted us to care about hair loss.
  • A common mistake people make when designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
  • When I was little, my mother told me that the way things worked was that women run the world and men have fun. Whoever said this seems to know what he’s talking about!
  • My parents always told me, “A bad boy is a lot more fun than a good one.” And they were right.
  • You have to walk a mile in his shoes before you’re ready to insult him.
  • You can try to keep the apprentice out of trouble, but you can’t keep the apprentice out of trouble.
  • I have observed that society, in general, always seems to honor its living conformists and its dead troublemakers.
  • Every girl needs a guy who makes her weak in the knees and yells no once in a while.
  • The person who says they never fight is either a liar or has never been in love.
  • I was attracted to bad boys, troublemakers. You know, the ones that were cute but didn’t make it. So I’ve had a few failed marriages, but that’s fine.
  • Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers.
  • Brunettes are troublemakers. They are worse than the Jews. – Charlie Chaplin
  • Christians must be troublemakers, creators of uncertainty, agents of a dimension incompatible with society. – Jacques Ellul
  • All of my dogs have been thugs, thieves and troublemakers and I have loved them all. – Helene Hayes

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Troublemaker Jokes

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Jokes poke fun at the many things people have done. Read these quotes for troublemakers for a good laugh.

When examining a patient, the doctor tells her

Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are fine. Now, let me see this pretty little thing that’s causing you ladies all kinds of trouble.

The woman immediately began to take off her top and jeans.

Doc, shocked, says: No! Nope! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue.

Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could, even from church

One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, “Where is God? The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, “Where is God? The boy ran out of the cathedral crying home, hiding in a closet. Eventually his brother found him and asked, “What’s wrong?” The crying boy replied, “We’re in trouble now! God is gone, and they think we took him.”

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Two men were talking in a restaurant

One complained to his friend: “It’s been so hard to have a conversation with my wife lately. She always interrupts me. I’m sick of it! We’re going to couples therapy during the week next.

Her friend replies: “It sounds like a good idea, but what will you say when she asks you why?

The first man says, “I’ll tell him I always interrupt him!”

A child gets up from his seat to leave the classroom

He said, “I’ll be right back.” He’s known to be a bit of a troublemaker, but the teacher can’t refuse him if he needs to go to the bathroom. So the teacher says, “Okay, you can go. But first, spell today’s vocabulary word, “pterodactyl.”

It spells out “TERODACTYL”.

She said to him, “Good job. However, you left out the P. Because it’s silent?”

“Yeah,” he said, “and it runs down my pants.”

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Troublemaker

One day, the school troublemaker was sent to the principal’s office.

“Do you know why you are here? asked the principal.

“Is it about this morning?” asked the troublemaker.

“Your teacher says you ran down the hall, beat up two students, started a food fight in the cafeteria, and insulted one of your classmates.”

“Boy, that’s a relief,” sighed the troublemaker. “I thought maybe you found out I broke your windshield.”

Funny Troublemaking Friends Quotes

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Are you a troublemaker in real life, or just one in spirit? Find out if these trouble quotes ring true in your life.

  • Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
  • If you can get the definition of the problem right, then we can find out who the real troublemakers are. –Al Sharpton
  • We should always be nicer to our enemies than to our friends, if we have any common sense.
  • Only Irish coffee provides all four essential food groups in one drink: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
  • I’m at that age where I’ve drifted away from all my old friends, and making new friends is harder than it’s worth.
  • Keep your troubles close to you; keep your family closer.
  • I have no problem with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my fucking friends, they’re the ones who make me walk on the floor at night!
  • You are only given a small spark of madness. You must not lose it.
  • Nothing is more useless than a bad attitude unless you’re trying to build roads out of molehills.
  • I am ready to meet my Creator. Another question is whether my Creator is ready for the test of meeting me.
  • The shortest book in the world, How to be an interesting person, could be very useful in these modern times when no one seems to want to talk to each other anymore.
  • There are two types of pedestrians: the living and the dead.
  • I don’t do anything to cause trouble. It turns out that what I do naturally causes problems. I’m proud to be a troublemaker. – Sinéad O’Connor
  • Keep a watchful eye out for signs of dishonesty! You may not catch them in the act, but don’t let your guard down.
  • If you are vigilant and cautious enough, you can avoid falling victim to dishonest individuals seeking to exploit your vulnerability and your assets.
  • And there’s nothing better than saying I told you after I caught a thief red-handed!
  • Journalists always want editors or editors to leave. They are creative troublemakers – that’s why you hire them. –Andrew Neil

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Troublemaker captions for Instagram

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Instagram captions can be quite funny, and here are some hilarious ones for your next Instagram post:

  • Blame it on my cold heart.
  • I’m too good for you.
  • Being bad has never been so good.
  • Does my shine burn your eyes?
  • Not everyone has to like me.
  • I can’t force you to have good taste.
  • I was born to stand out.
  • Make them stop and watch.
  • Confidence level: selfie without filter.
  • I’m better than the hype; I give you life.
  • Heroes are born to be troublemakers.
  • Know your value. Then add the tax.
  • I don’t need a king to be queen.
  • Trouble never looked so good.
  • Always prove them wrong.
  • I will not compete with a single soul.
  • Direct movements, no announcement.
  • I wasn’t made to be subtle.
  • Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

Hope you learned one or more things from these funny troublemaker quotes. Life is far too short to spend it bored or afraid of what might happen. Go ahead and embrace the chaos. This is where most people find the most fun.

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Nigerian comedians delivered excellent and entertaining statements about life in general. These quotes are also motivational, considering that life can be difficult and frustrating. You can make your friends laugh by sharing these funny quotes.

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10 Quotes That Perfectly Summarize Thor’s Arc In The MCU https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/10-quotes-that-perfectly-summarize-thors-arc-in-the-mcu/ Mon, 12 Sep 2022 03:30:00 +0000 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/10-quotes-that-perfectly-summarize-thors-arc-in-the-mcu/ From the very beginning of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor has had one of the most poignant character arcs of any Avengers. Beginning in 2011 with his original solo film, Chris Hemsworth has appeared in a total of eight projects within the franchise, spanning over a decade. After Thor: Love and Thunderwhich finally hits Disney+ […]]]>

From the very beginning of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor has had one of the most poignant character arcs of any Avengers. Beginning in 2011 with his original solo film, Chris Hemsworth has appeared in a total of eight projects within the franchise, spanning over a decade.


After Thor: Love and Thunderwhich finally hits Disney+ in September, fans can now look back on the God of Thunder’s incredible character development so far, which is uniquely showcased in several quotes spoken throughout the franchise.

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ten “You are unworthy!”

Odin, Thor

“You are unworthy of these realms, you are unworthy of your title, you are unworthy…of the loved ones you have betrayed!”

At the start of the first Thorfilm, the eponymous superhero falls out with his father after he disobeys his order not to retaliate against the Frost Giants. This results in Odin declaring Thor unworthy of his place on Asgard and throwing him to earth.

Thor’s journey in the MCU really began with his father’s sobering lyrics. If Odin hadn’t properly disciplined his son right now, he would never have become the hero he has since become. In truth, Odin driving Thor out of Asgard turned out to be one of the best decisions in the entire MCU.

9 “I have no idea what I’m supposed to do.”

Thor, Thor

After spending time among humanity, Thor remarks to Erik Selvig that, for the first time in his very long life, he has no direction. Where he was once destined to be king of Asgard, his path no longer seems so clear.

After over 1,000 years on Asgard, Thor felt ambiguity in his future for the very first time. While this proved frightening for the God of Thunder, it also carried a hint of the possibility in which he would be able to forge his own path outside of his predestined kingship. It is this realization that leads Thor to reject the position of king and become an Avenger.

8 “One son wanted the throne…the other won’t take it.”

Odin, Thor: The Dark World

A son who wanted the throne too much, and others who won’t take it. Is this my inheritance?

After faking his death at the hands of Kurse, Loki poses as his father and notices the dynamic between Odin’s two sons. He comments that, while the God of Mischief had desperately sought the throne, Thor refused it when it was offered to him.

Much of Thor’s story revolves around the relentless fight for the throne of Asgard. Although Loki wanted the throne, it wasn’t his. Meanwhile, Odin was desperate for Thor to succeed him, but his eldest son did not want such a title. While Thor would briefly accept the throne after his father’s death, it was never his or Loki’s destiny to rule Asgard.

seven “If you believe in peace, then let’s keep it.”

Thor, Avengers: Age of Ultron

During Ultron’s first confrontation with the Avengers in Age of Ultron, Artificial Intelligence claims to seek peace on earth. The God of Thunder challenges Ultron’s motives, saying they already maintain the peace he seeks.

Audiences encountered a loud and vengeful warrior Thor when he first appeared, but the Norse god has grown in his benevolence over the years. While a challenge of this nature might have spurred a younger Thor on to fight, the more seasoned hero sought peace first, though it is not yet achieved.

6 “Fate has disastrous plans for you, my friend.”

strange doctor, Thor: Ragnarok

After meeting Thor for the first time in Thor: Ragnarok, Doctor Stephen Strange sadly remarks that Fate seems to have unsavory plans for the God of Thunder and his companions on Asgard. Although Thor ignores this, Strange’s words would turn out to be very true.

Just when Thor seemed to understand himself, Doctor Strange’s words would come true. Thor suffered many tragedies in the days following his encounter with the Sorcerer Supreme, who would kick off the next phase of his character development. From this point on, Thor’s arc in the MCU would be categorized by pain and loss.

5 “Loki, I thought the world of you.”

Thor, Thor: Ragnarok

Thor: Ragnarok is a perfect movie for newcomers to the MCU, in part because of its encapsulation of Thor and Loki’s rocky relationship during a brief scene between the two in a Sakaaran elevator. At the end of their conversation, Thor admits that he always had a high opinion of Loki.

Although Thor and Loki have rarely, if ever, seen each other, this scene finally confirms the love the eldest still had for his brother. No longer bitter over Loki’s betrayal years ago, Thor simply wishes to mend his relationship with his brother, despite accepting that such an event would never happen. Nonetheless, his words to Loki have their effect, causing the two sons of Odin to team up one last time before Loki’s untimely death at the hands of Thanos.

4 “You are stronger.”

Odin, Thor: Ragnarok

After his death in Thor: Ragnarok Odin once again appears to his son in his greatest hour of need. When Thor states that he is not as strong as his father, Odin smiles and knowingly tells him that he is right: he is stronger.

Thor has spent much of his life comparing himself to his father. However, in the fight against Hela, he was forced to realize that, despite his best efforts, he had become even stronger than the Allfather. Drawing strength from himself for the first time, Thor was able to orchestrate Hela’s defeat, even though it would cost Asgard her home.

3 “Not everyone knows who he’s supposed to be.”

friga, Avengers: Endgame

“Everyone fails who they’re meant to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed in being who they are.”

After suffering his biggest defeats in a row, Thor is lost in despair and guilt. It’s only after traveling back in time and conversing with his mother that Thor learns a valuable lesson about what truly makes a hero.

Frigga could not have chosen more poignant words to guide her son on his journey of self-discovery. The Thunder God had spent so much time blaming himself for not living up to what others expected of him that he never stopped thinking about what he expected of himself. Although the answer to this question is unresolved by the end of the film, it will drive its journey in future projects.

2 “I’m still worthy!”

Thor, Avengers: Endgame

After Thanos’ victory in Infinity War, Thor slipped into despair. However, after traveling to 2014, he summons his hammer and is surprised to find that despite all the odds, he is still worthy. He would take the hammer with him as evidence, helping him fight in the final battle against Thanos.

Years after Mjolnir was destroyed at the hands of Hela, Thor has once again proven his worth and power. Holding his signature weapon again, Thor felt like himself again for the first time in five years, allowing him to regain enough confidence to face Thanos one last time.

1 “If you feel lost, look into the eyes of the people you love.”

Pierre Quill, Thor: Love and Thunder

Thor: Love and Thunder picks up with Thor galloping through worlds known and unknown with the Guardians of the Galaxy. Before definitively separating from the Avenger, Peter Quill leaves Thor with one last piece of advice: focus on those he loves to find his place in life.

Still on a journey of self-discovery, Thor takes Quill’s words to heart, taking it upon himself to find the love that had so long eluded him. While he would find solace in the arms of Jane Foster for a time, it was truly the adoption of Love, daughter of the butcher god, that would finally complete Thor’s final storyline.

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Queen Elizabeth’s 2007 visit in quotes https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/queen-elizabeths-2007-visit-in-quotes/ Sat, 10 Sep 2022 08:00:00 +0000 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/queen-elizabeths-2007-visit-in-quotes/ “Your Excellency, President Museveni and Mrs. Museveni, Right Honorable President, Honorable Members, Ladies and Gentlemen; Prince Philip and I have fond memories of our last visit to Uganda together. For many years, your country has made considerable progress, despite periods of adversity. I think what has helped sustain modern Uganda is the attribute that was […]]]>

“Your Excellency, President Museveni and Mrs. Museveni, Right Honorable President, Honorable Members, Ladies and Gentlemen; Prince Philip and I have fond memories of our last visit to Uganda together. For many years, your country has made considerable progress, despite periods of adversity. I think what has helped sustain modern Uganda is the attribute that was so evident in 1954, and still today, in the generous manner in which we were received; the great warmth and kindness of its inhabitants. We are delighted to be here once again. The Queen addresses the Ugandan Parliament on November 22, 2007.

“One hundred years ago Sir Winston Churchill, who much later became my first Prime Minister, made a famous visit to Uganda, which he was moved to call the ‘Pearl of Africa’. other visitors to this country over the years, he was struck by how truly gifted Uganda was by nature.Sir Winston had visited Munyonyo, then just a jetty and some sheds, where most appropriate, the The current British Prime Minister will join his fellow Commonwealth Heads of Government this weekend.The Queen addresses the Ugandan Parliament on November 22, 2007.

“In the years that have passed since Prince Philip and I were last here, one particular change has come to mark Uganda and indeed much of Africa. HIV/AIDS has touched the lives of so many Ugandans. It is sometimes difficult, when the grief associated with this disease is so deep, to avoid a feeling of hopelessness. Yet, there are more and more people and of organizations whose work gives real hope.The Queen addresses the Ugandan Parliament on 22 November 2007.

“When I first spoke at a Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting 30 years ago, Papua New Guinea and Seychelles were welcomed as its 32nd and 33rd members. Since then, our association has continued to attract new members while responding to the great concerns and concerns of our time.Uganda’s rich history is longer.Humanity has been present here since as far back as our archeology and history allow us to. And just as the people and ideas that were born in this part of Africa have spread to other parts of the globe, the rest of the world has come to touch the lives of Ugandans. This week, he comes here to Kampala in the form of the Commonwealth.The Queen delivers a speech at the opening ceremony of Chogm 2007 on November 23, 2007.

“President Museveni, you know the Ugandan proverb that goes: ‘Those who walk together warn each other’. In its sense of unity giving strength, it could just as well be a Commonwealth proverb as a Ugandan proverb. Over the next two days, I wish you and your fellow leaders a continued Commonwealth tradition of strength in our diversity, as well as strength in our unity. The Queen delivers a speech at the opening ceremony of Chogm 2007 on November 23, 2007.

“Mr. President Museveni, Mr. Secretary General, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am very grateful to you for your kind gifts to both of us and for the warm welcome we received. As Head of the Commonwealth, I am delighted to welcome you all here this evening (for what I hope will be a pleasant break from your schedule). I am very happy to be with you again and I wish you every success in your deliberations. A Queen’s Speech at the 2007 Chogm Dinner in Kampala on November 23, 2007.

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Featured / Quote of the week – News https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/featured-quote-of-the-week-news/ Thu, 08 Sep 2022 15:21:48 +0000 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/featured-quote-of-the-week-news/ Beto O’Rourke, in his third month of his Drive for Texas Town Hall tour, stopped by the Long Center for the Performing Arts on Tuesday, September 6. Upon completion, he will have hosted approximately 70 public events across more than 5,000 miles statewide. (Photo by John Anderson) “E” is for evidence: A Florida federal judge […]]]>

Beto O’Rourke, in his third month of his Drive for Texas Town Hall tour, stopped by the Long Center for the Performing Arts on Tuesday, September 6. Upon completion, he will have hosted approximately 70 public events across more than 5,000 miles statewide. (Photo by John Anderson)

“E” is for evidence: A Florida federal judge ruled in donald trumpTrump’s favor on Monday, September 5, saying a special master will be selected for Trump to review the documents FBI seized of Mar-a-Lago last month. The decision will also temporarily block the justice department to use the documents in its current investigation of Trump, though it’s unclear at press time whether the DOJ will appeal.

‘G’ is for Gas: After 12 weeks of continuous price declines, some gas stations in North Texas have seen gas prices drop below $3 per gallon, a seven-month low for the region. The cost of a gallon of gasoline in Dallas peaked at $4.84 on June 16, after being just $2.88 this time last year.

“I” is for Innocent: Like millions of Ukrainians were driven from their homeland by war, Trinity Episcopal School in Austin offers weekend classes to Ukrainian parents and children to help them adjust to life in Texas, KUT reported Tuesday. Natalya Garryshkoone of the school officials said that some Ukrainian children who don’t speak English made their first friends there in Austin.

“M” is for the money: in the footsteps of Austin, Travis County Commissioners Court unanimously approved a measure to raise the minimum wage for county workers to $20 per hour starting Oct. 1, up from the previous $15 per hour. The city council also voted to make $20 the baseline for city employees last month.

“S” is for subterfuge: after Texas”trigger banon abortion took effect, Gov. Greg Abbott Told The Dallas Morning News Friday that victims of rape or incest can use emergency contraception as Plan B to avoid pregnancy. But, as the Texas Tribune reported the next day, emergency contraception isn’t widely available in the state — many Texans of childbearing age are uninsured due to the state’s rejection of Medicaid expansion.

‘T’ is for Twist: Republican Tarrant County Judge Glen Whitley and state Sen. Kel Seliger recently announced their support for challenger and Democrat Lieutenant Governor mike necklace on the holder Dan Patrick. Prior political disputes with Patrick likely fueled both mentions. Seliger said Patrick abused his office and harmed rural Texas and Whitley didn’t like a 2019 bill Patrick approved limiting tax growth.

“Z” is for Zebra: Walter E. Long Lake is now “fully infested” with invasive species zebra musselsthe Texas Department of Parks and Wildlife announced after finding evidence of an established breeding population. The ministry encourages boat owners to clean, dry and drain their boats to prevent mussels from attaching themselves.


Photo by New York State Metropolitan Transportation Authority / CC BY 2.0

quote of the week

“Here in New York, we will continue to welcome asylum seekers with open arms, as we … see firsthand the seemingly inhumane conditions to which asylum seekers are subjected by the state of Texas.”


– New York Mayor Eric Adams, who sent a “finding” delegation to the southern border as Governor Greg Abbott continues to bring immigrants to New York.

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Fisher Cats Notes & Quotes – September 6 Edition https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/fisher-cats-notes-quotes-september-6-edition/ Tue, 06 Sep 2022 04:32:34 +0000 https://commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/fisher-cats-notes-quotes-september-6-edition/ Wins and losses: Your New Hampshire Fisher cats have been craving a win lately, especially at home. At a time like this, I always remember the ill-fated 1962 New York Mets 40-120 and their feisty, wealthy owner Joan Whitney Payson. In August of that first summer of the Mets’ existence, she went to rural Maine […]]]>


Wins and losses: Your New Hampshire Fisher cats have been craving a win lately, especially at home. At a time like this, I always remember the ill-fated 1962 New York Mets 40-120 and their feisty, wealthy owner Joan Whitney Payson. In August of that first summer of the Mets’ existence, she went to rural Maine as she did every year. No television. No daily newspapers. Just a small general store with a Western Union telegraph office.

Ms Payson asked the Mets public relations office to send her a daily telegram on how her team was doing, and could Mets manager Casey Stengel add a sentence or two.

Casey Stengel never made sentences, not in the conventional sense. He could rival William Faulkner to fill a page with hanging participles that no one could understand. Casey did some epic ballads. He made Bible books. He gave long graduation speeches in the hot sun without lemonades.

Joan Whitney Payson, center, with Casey Stengel, left.

Telegrams arrived daily but the first 12 brought no good news. The Mets were losing, and as Casey said, “I’ve been in this game for a hundred years, and they’re finding ways to lose that I’ve never seen before.” A game ended on a bunt that the Mets botched so badly that the bunter was able to circle the bases on a series of pitching errors. This had never been done before at that time. Baseball is in the Cooperstown Hall of Fame. You could search for it. Stengel sat catatonic in the dugout.

After the twelfth consecutive loss, Ms. Payson replied via cable: “Only notify me when the Mets win.”

It took another week for a response as the Mets lost 18 in a row.

Think of all the time and money Mrs. Payson saved by not having to pay or read telegrams with Stengel’s news attached.

Now this it was a vacation!


Fisher Cats pitcher Sem Robberse comes out on top. Photo/Mark Steffens

Fisher Cats starting pitcher Sem Robberse is the No. 2 pitching prospect in the Blue Jays’ minor league system. He is from the Netherlands and considered the variety of American restaurants, especially fast food restaurants, to be a major difference between countries. Being tall, thin and 20 years old, he can still gorge himself on burgers. He doesn’t see much else to adapt to here.

“In 2017 I got an offer from the Blue Jays when I was in a tournament in Barcelona and when they offered me a contract and I was like ‘Wow!'” Robberse said. “If they offer me something right now, I have the opportunity to move on and play professionally. I didn’t take the chance then, but when the Blues Jays came back in 2019, I gave it a shot.”

According to the pitcher, baseball is not a big sport in the Netherlands. There are six small baseball academies that house the best talent in the country. Robberse went through one, with the academies taking turns.

“My best pitch is my fastball because I can command it the best,” Robberse said. “It’s part of my strength as a pitcher. There’s not too much speed like a power caster, but I can mix it up. I can get a lot of takedowns, that’s where my power lies.

The thrower counts their slider as a secondary throw that they continue to work on.

“The slider grip is more to the side of the ball than the front,” the pitcher explained. “It spins clockwise. A curve ball, you go further. It has forward rotation. For some people with the slider, the thumb is underneath, for others it’s on the side.

A good curve ball is said to move like “falling off a table”. A pitcher does not want a slider and a curveball to move on the same horizontal plane.

Robberse will spend the offseason in Florida as the Jays have practice facilities there and will make a few trips to the Netherlands to see his parents and family. His family has not yet been able to see him in concert. Their plans for 2020 were scrapped due to Covid.


Fisher Cats Mental Performance Coach Raul Pimentel (L) with fan, pitcher Alejandro Melean. Photo/Brandon Maffitt

Fisher Cats Mental Performance Coach Raul Pimentel is a born salesman for his product, which is mental focus and relaxation. Energetic, positive and bubbly are some of the adjectives that can be used to describe him.

“We work with the mental side of the players, what motivates them, the intangibles to help them achieve their maximum performance,” explained Pimentel. “We like to apply mental strategies that increase performance, recovery and increase pre-game preparation.”

As an undergraduate, the coach studied psychology. Her master’s degree is in crisis intervention and psychotherapy. A doctorate is the next step.

“One of the biggest things we see is players who are overly tense, getting nervous in the game,” Pimentel said. “You want to provide mental things that you can do. People like to use the breath, some like to talk about themselves or something you know and like to focus on.

The coach believes in aromatherapy, and Fisher Cats pitchers can use a whiff of lavender or perfume between innings to help focus.

“I don’t know why,” Pimentel said, “but they always choose expensive perfumes!”

The coach considers it important to create a team atmosphere where players can get creative with what works for them. This is his first year with the Blue Jays after two years with the Mets. He says people are surprised it’s his first year when they see the tight-knit ball club.

“Your goal is to help and if you do that, success will come,” he said.

“Yes, I meditate every day,” Pimentel said in response to a question. “People sometimes think you’re going to be the next Buddha, but it can be as simple as focusing on your breath for ten seconds or focusing on all the sounds you can hear for two minutes, three minutes. This will help you stay present. That’s one of the things we teach guys, try to stay present, try to be there in the moment, one pitch at a time. No two events occur at the same time. »

Coach Pimentel will also be spending time in Florida this offseason and making visits to see family in the Dominican Republic.

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Strange Days Game: It was not a thing of beauty. With the Cats trailing 6-3 with one out in the bottom of the ninth inning on Saturday, Will Robertson hit a line down the middle that Sea Dogs second baseman Christian Koss caught on a nice backhand play.

Orelvis Martinez was at first base via a walk before out, but anticipating a hit, he had taken a few steps to next base when the line drive was caught.

Koss saw that and threw to first base, hoping to end the game with a double play.

The game ended on a double play, but Koss’ shot was way off the mark. Martinez broke badly for second place this time as the ball bounced quickly to Sea Dogs first baseman Niko Kavadas. He placed second in time to knock Martinez out for the final.

What made this game weird was that Martinez shouldn’t have run in the first place. His position on the bases made no sense. The Fisher Cats needed another runner to bring the tying run home.

Koss tagged Martinez, registering an assist and a strikeout on two different runners during the same streak.


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