10 funniest quotes Anfisa said about her 90 day fiancé


All is fair in love and war, as they say, but, in the case of 90 day fiancé ‘For Jorge and Anfisa, war was the norm and love never seemed to be part of the equation.

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Jorge was not a blameless party in the situation, having lied to her fiancé about her debt, but Anfisa made it clear that she was only interested in being Jorge’s trophy wife. stating categorically that she intended to leave him once she got her green card, 90 day fiancé‘s Anfisa was full of brash and wild quotes that only got more hilarious in hindsight.

ten When she gave Jorge an ultimatum

“If you have a problem with that, then find a new girlfriend.”

Jorge on the phone with Anfisa on TLC's 90 Day Fiance.

As soon as Anfisa arrived in the United States, it was clear that her relationship with Jorge would not work. Insatiably materialistic and incredibly quick to anger, she was looking for some pampering, but she wasn’t necessarily interested in a romantic relationship.

After essentially taking over Jorge’s apartment, removing all content from his phone, and changing his passwords, Jorge called Anfisa in hopes of getting an apology. Instead, Anfisa claimed that she had no reason to apologize and that if he couldn’t handle her behavior, he would have to look for another girlfriend.

9 When she was clear on what she wanted

“Who would really want to date a broke man?” “

A close-up of Anfisa in TLC's 90 Day Fiance series.

From the start, Anfisa made it clear that she was only interested in Jorge because of his claimed wealth. From her $ 10,000 Chanel handbags to a five-carat, six-figure diamond ring, she was primarily interested in satisfying her expensive appetite.

During one episode, she is seen in a cut explaining her thoughts on the stereotype of the “Russian bride”. While it looks like she’ll refute the sentiment, she essentially owns it, asking, “Who would really want to date a broke man?”


8 When she called Jorge about his debt

“Do you adapt to what, to your lies?” “

Anfisa yells at Jorge on TLC's 90 Day Fiance.

Anfisa isn’t a very likeable character, but, in this case, her partner was definitely wrong. After their marriage, Jorge clarified his debt and Anfisa was not happy. She calls him a constant liar and Jorge tells her that she will have to adapt to this new reality. She then retorts: “What does that mean, adapt yourself?” Adapt to what, to your lies?

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This may come across as an example of the pot calling out the black kettle, but, while Anfisa wasn’t exactly a model of transparency, Jorge arguably held the most sinister secrets.

7 When she gave Jorge some driving tips

“Well, you don’t ask me! “

Anfisa and Jorge argue over TLC's 90-day fiancé instructions.

On their way to a meeting, in which they have to prove that their relationship is working, Anfisa and Jorge argue. Anfisa was apparently supposed to give instructions to Jorge while he was driving, but, uninvited, she blurted out: “You are on the wrong track!” Jorge responds by telling Anfisa that she doesn’t tell him where to go, and she replies: “Well, you don’t ask me!”

It goes without saying that the driver shouldn’t have to ask the browser for constant updates and in this case, Anfisa’s explosion seemed totally unwarranted.

6 When she explains why she put the key to Jorge’s car

“Because I had my reasons.”

Anfisa during a 90 day segment on the fiancé.

Anfisa was known for her odd behavior, but one of her most egregious outbursts came when she typed the word “idiot” on the driver side door of Jorge’s SUV. Asked about it in a revealing segment, Anfisa said she didn’t regret it and, when asked for a motive behind her actions, Anfisa simply said she had her own reasons for doing what ‘she did.

Anfisa has made it clear that she is unhappy with her portrayal in 90 day fiancéé, and while it’s true that the series is edited to enhance the drama, it doesn’t seem like an easy action to defend.

5 When she made the understatement of the year

“Jorge and I have been fighting a lot lately”

A close-up of Anfisa with a disgruntled look at 90 Day Fiance.

Before an important interview, Jorge and Anfisa engage in a particularly nasty brawl, even if that was more or less normal for the tumultuous couple. Oddly enough, just before the showdown, Anfisa announced in a voiceover that she hoped they could get through the day without a fight.

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“Jorge and I have been fighting a lot lately,” she said. “I hope we can come to an agreement today so that I can pass my interview.” The quote alone might sound so hilarious, but, given the context, it’s a little odd. Sure, they’ve fought a lot lately … but there’s never been a time when they haven’t fought.

4 When she lost her patience

“You just left!”

Jorge arguing with Anfisa on the phone on TLC's 90 Day Fiance.

At one point in the series, Jorge sneaks up to meet his lawyer, and Anfisa is absolutely furious at his sudden absence. She calls him and lets him have it shouting, “You should have come back and said, ‘Hey, I have to go’, but you didn’t, you just left!” Punctuating her annoyance, she shouts “I said come back right now. NOW!”

It’s true that Jorge wasn’t completely honest with her, but she had absolutely no patience with him, and, while she might have a right to express her displeasure, she was being exaggerated here. Moments like these cemented his status as 90 day fiancé scoundrel.

3 When she threw him the keys

“Yes, you can have a key! “

Jorge and Anfisa in an interview with TLC.

Jorge and Anfisa are in a rush to get to a meeting, but, dysfunctional as always, they don’t even get out of the parking lot before they start arguing. Jorge has to go back to his room to retrieve his wallet and ask for the key, and, rather than just handing it to him, Anfisa says, “Yes, you can have a key,” quickly throwing it at his feet.

In a cutaway interview segment right after this, Anfisa says she is upset by Jorge’s lack of punctuality. Maybe that was a problem, but she was certainly doing him a disservice.

2 The words that said it all

“I hate being married to Jorge.”

Anfisa confessed her hatred of Jorge during an interview for TLC.

The fact that Jorge and Anfisa actually experienced their short-lived marriage on 90 day fiancéé is as breathtaking as it is disturbing. The two clearly weren’t made for each other and the relationship was based on lies and deceit from both sides.

Nonetheless, the two were featured on TLC again after tying the knot, and when asked about it in an interview, Jorge said it felt good to be married to Anfisa, all giving the camera an air of emotionally exhausted terror. Anfisa quickly follows up with the phrase: “I hate being married to Jorge”, not fearing how badly things were going.

1 When she barked orders

“Bring me my red bag with my makeup on!” “

Anfisa's famous makeup bag moment on 90 Day Fiance.

Hours before an interview on which her future in the United States depended, Anfisa and Jorge got into one of their most famous arguments on the show. When her fiance went to get her wallet, she screamed about her red makeup bag, before throwing her keys on the sidewalk.

While anyone would be stressed out before an event of this magnitude, Anfisa’s feelings were not directed to the right place. It has become one of his most iconic lines and, even today, 90 day fiancé fans are still joking about that huge red flag that Jorge chose to ignore, his meltdown over his red makeup bag.

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