Common Folk Using Common Sense

Found at The Hostages: These are not made up. Check them out yourself! 1. ‘Who Represents’ is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is: www.whorepresents.com 2. ‘Experts Exchange’ is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at: www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a [...]

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If you get an e-mail with “Nude Photos of Sarah Palin” in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain a virus. If you get an e-mail with “Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton,” do not open it. It might contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton. Palin, ClintonSpread The Word:

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Sarah Palin scolded Chuck Norris, calling him “Carlos Ray Norris”, and his testicles fell off. Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work. Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin. In the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful. Sarah [...]

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From FOX News: In a grim attempt at revenge against his estranged wife, a British businessman committed suicide by decapitation in his Aston Martin sports car, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reported Friday. According to the Mail, Gerald Mellin, 54, had been consumed with dark thoughts surrounding his 34-year-old wife’s decision to leave him. The day [...]

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Due to the ever-increasing temperature of the world’s oceans, from the Global Warming caused by Evil Conservatives™ in the USA driving their eco-angry SUVs, many gentle and pacifist sea creatures are venturing inward towards the cooler temperatures of this nation’s major rivers. Global WarmingSpread The Word:

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From Aswat Aliraq: Duhuk, Jun 17, (VOI) – A group of persons accidentally found a 100-year-old rare animal, according to deputy rector of Duhuk University for scientific affairs on Tuesday. “The animal, found accidentally this week in Bajiel region in Aqra district, western Duhuk, is unlike any other animal. It feeds on reptiles and bugs,” [...]

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From the UK Telegraph: Daryl Zutt was on a pig hunting and fishing trip with a friend in northern Queensland when he pulled over by the side of the road. Crouching down to answer nature’s call, he felt a sharp sting to his manhood. Moments later he saw a brown snake – one of the [...]

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1.) you go mountain climbing, alone, in the desert, in June, and fall 85 feet to the ground, and 2.) you land on a bee nest, and get sting a gazillion times. From KPHO in Phoenix, AZ: A hiker who fell 85 feet off a mountain and into a beehive on the desert floor said [...]

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(as told to me by “USMC – Retired” of Leesburg, Georgia): I’m reminded of the time little Catherine, the daughter of some friends, told me she wanted to be President one day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us – and I asked Catherine – ‘If you were President what would [...]

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According to the person who sent this, the driver has only been in the U.S. a few months. He had missed his turn by Billings MT. And figured he could go over the hill and continue on the road. Apparently he didn’t know there were rail tracks on top of the grade which doesn’t matter, [...]

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring [...]

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From 11Alive.com: A Long Island man who flipped his finger at a police cruiser and then popped a wheelie on his motorcycle is recovering from injuries after crashing. Suffolk County Police said Frank Patti, 26, of West Islip, rode by the police car at a service station in Copiague at 7:30 p.m. Sunday. Police say [...]

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News anchor Dan Rather, The Reverend Jesse Jackson, National Public Radio reporter Cokie Roberts, and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day when they were captured by cannibals. They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the chief. The chief said, “I am familiar with your Western custom of [...]

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