Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama supporter?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Obama running health care is like Michael Vick running the dog pound.
Q: What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They both attract young people with mindless words.































