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Why Carry A Gun?

October 9th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Says Syd:

I don’t carry a gun because my sex organs are too small. I carry a gun because I want to continue to use those sex organs for the purpose for which they were intended for a good long time to come.

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Tags: Guns

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 LearnAboutGuns.com // Oct 11, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    Well put! I too believe in guns for self defense; not because I’m nuts, but because I value my nuts.

  • 2 SayUncle » Gun Porn // Oct 15, 2008 at 8:56 am

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  • 3 anon // Oct 15, 2008 at 11:27 am

    I don’t carry a gun because my sex organs are too small. I carry a gun because (formidable though they may be) my genitalia can’t shoot hot lead at one thousand feet per second.

  • 4 Jeff // Oct 15, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    “and they’re too big to be useful as a club”.