Is Obama An Enlightened Being?

June 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment

By Mark Morford, San Francisco Gate columnist and stark raving Moonbat:

I find I’m having this discussion, this weird little debate, more and more, with colleagues, with readers, with liberals and moderates and miserable, deeply depressed Republicans and spiritually amped persons of all shapes and stripes and I’m having it in particular with those who seem confused, angry, unsure, thoroughly nonplussed, as they all ask me the same thing: What the hell’s the big deal about Obama?

I, of course, have an answer. Sort of.

Barack Obama isn’t really one of us. Not in the normal way, anyway.

It’s not merely his youthful vigor, or handsomeness, or even inspiring rhetoric. It is not fresh ideas or cool charisma or the fact that a black president will be historic and revolutionary in about a thousand different ways. It is something more.

Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

There’s a vast amount of positive energy swirling about that’s been held back by the armies of BushCo darkness, and this energy has now found a conduit, a lightning rod, is now effortlessly self-organizing around Obama’s candidacy. People and emotions and ideas of high and positive vibration are automatically drawn to him. It’s exactly like how Bush was a magnet for the low vibrational energies of fear and war and oppression and aggression, but, you know, completely reversed. And different. And far, far better.

So, in summary, according to Mark Morford:

Obama isn’t one of us normal people.
Obama has youthful vigor, handsomeness, inspiring rhetoric, and cool charisma.
Obama is an aware and responsive being who has the ability to lead us.
Obama can help usher in a new way of being on the planet.
Obama helps us evolve.
Obama is a philosopher and peacemaker of a very high order.
Obama speaks to the soul.
Obama is a conduit for a vast amount of positive energy.
Obama draws to himself people and emotions and ideas of high and positive vibration.