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The Hillbilly’s Ten Commandments

April 8th, 2008 · No Comments

Supposedly posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia:

1. Just one God
2. Put nothin’ before God
3. Watch yer mouth
4. Git yourself to Sunday meetin’
5. Honor yer Ma & Pa
6. No killin’
7. No foolin’ around with another fellow’s gal
8. Don’t take what ain’t yers
9. No tellin’ tales or gossipin’
10. Don’t be hankerin’ for yer buddy’s stuff

Any questions?

Tags: Christianity · Strange/Funny · The US