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Poo~Pourri

March 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Why Poo~Pourri?

Unlike most air fresheners that try to mask odor, Patent Pending Poo~Pourri is designed to be sprayed directly onto the toilet bowl water before you go!

The all natural essential oil secret formula creates a barrier to embarrassing bathroom odors!

NEW PRODUCTS by Poo~Pourri:

  • Royal Flush: A Before-You-Go Spray that takes the Odor Away! The Fresh Essence of Eucalyptus Works In Synergy with Spearmint In This Perfect Scent For Both Men and Women! FREE Little Black Book of Washroom Etiquette with Each bottle
  • No. 2: A Fresh Blend of Natural Essential Oils leave Only the Sweetest Scent Behind! This Sweet Bouquet of Mandarin, Bergamot and Orange Enhanced by Hints of Peach and Berries is a Perfect Gift For Tween to College Age Girls! FREE Rhinestone Cell Phone Charm with Each Bottle

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No, I’m not kidding.

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