Unabashedly stolen from DJ Allyn, ITW, at the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler:
This has to be a movie poster for the new Rob Zombie flick “Daughter of Satan”.
“Why is it so cold in here all of a sudden?”
“While standing next to the Ice Queen my …”
Hillary: “Feel the power of the dark side”
Choose Hillary 08; cures Global Warming!
“Look [...]
Tags: Election · Strange/Funny · The Left · The US
From the UK Daily Mail:
When Aisha Salim marries her finance in Pakistan next March, it will be the wedding of her dreams.
Wearing a veil and gown, she will be every inch the fairytale virgin bride and as befits her strict Muslim religion, after the ceremony, she will hand her blooded wedding-night sheets to her in-laws [...]
Tags: Absurd · Muslim/Islam · Pakistan · The UK
From the Associated Press via Access Atlanta:
It seems like only two months ago that Pamela Anderson was aglow with happiness over her quickie Las Vegas wedding to Rick Salomon.
Actually, it was.
But the 40-year-old ex-”Baywatch” beauty has filed for divorce from her 38-year-old husband after just two months of marriage.
Anderson cited irreconcilable differences in papers filed [...]
Tags: Absurd · Hollywood · Media
Tags: Guns
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
A key claim of the collective-right and quasi-collective-right schools with regard to the Second Amendment’s preface is that a “well regulated Militia” is a standing military organization or body [...]
Tags: Government · Guns · The US
Found in an email:
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?”. The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next [...]
Tags: Government · Strange/Funny · The Left · The Right
The gun has been called the great equalizer, meaning that a small person with a gun is equal to a large person, but it is a great equalizer in another way, too. It insures that the people are the equal of their government whenever that government forgets that it is servant and not master of [...]
Tags: Government · Guns · The US
At that time the Roman emperor, Augustus, decreed that a census should be taken throughout the Roman Empire. (This was the first census taken when Quirinius was governor of Syria.) All returned to their own ancestral towns to register for this census. And because Joseph was a descendant of King David, he [...]
