From BBC News:
Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in Hampshire.
The man is thought to have spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet bowl after ordering half a pint at the Royal Oak pub in Southampton.
He then stuffed the urinal in a rucksack and left the pub making sure he wiped his fingerprints off the door as he went.
Huh?!
A guy walks into a local pub. He orders half a pint of Fosters, took a few sips, and went into the toilet a few times.
Over the next 40 minutes he carefully removed the public urinal, even turning off the stop cock and capping off the pipe.
He then places the urinal into his rucksack and leaves the pub.
Why? A spokesman for Hampshire police said: “It is a very unusual theft.” I think that’s an understatement.
