Common Folk Using Common Sense

My rantings and ravings in this interesting world.

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Public Service Announcement # 983,761

November 15th, 2006 · No Comments

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All My Love,
The Flu

Now go get your flu shot.

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