Comments on: Preparing For My Fatwa http://www.commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/2006/09/27/preparing-for-my-fatwa/ My rantings and ravings in this interesting world. Fri, 24 Dec 2010 22:41:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Johnny http://www.commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/2006/09/27/preparing-for-my-fatwa/comment-page-1/#comment-1928 Johnny Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:08:07 +0000 http://www.commonfolkusingcommonsense.com/2006/09/27/preparing-for-my-fatwa/#comment-1928 Give 'em hell, Shamalama! They can't contradict their own scriptures. Maybe the keys to twenty-first century life are not in the writings of nomadic desert-dwellers after all? It all sounds great until you look at the fine print. Remember that Islam is another of the religions of Abraham -- the guy who was set to kill his own son because that's what the voices told him. If you ask me, all those religions are a crock. How about the Catholics, with their ritual cannibalism? Ooh, and how about the book of Leviticus and its prohibition of shellfish? Are you ready to make jihad on Red Lobster? Give ‘em hell, Shamalama! They can’t contradict their own scriptures. Maybe the keys to twenty-first century life are not in the writings of nomadic desert-dwellers after all? It all sounds great until you look at the fine print.

Remember that Islam is another of the religions of Abraham — the guy who was set to kill his own son because that’s what the voices told him. If you ask me, all those religions are a crock. How about the Catholics, with their ritual cannibalism? Ooh, and how about the book of Leviticus and its prohibition of shellfish? Are you ready to make jihad on Red Lobster?

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