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Fart Away To Your Heart’s Content

May 24th, 2006 · No Comments

Hat tip to my good buddy Scott:

From Flat-D Innovations, Inc:

flat-d The Flat-D Chair Pad is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is placed on your favorite chair. The user is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable. It is also inconspicuous to others viewing it. The black activated charcoal cloth pad is washable and reusable. When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart. This flatulence filter thin cloth pad has high absorption of flatulance odor or flatus. It utilizes the highest grade of activated charcoal available to guard or protect you for your bloating or digestion needs.

Only $25.95.

I simply love it. It makes me feel comfortable in the fact that I can make all the noise I want when no one else is in my office and have no fear that anyone walking in afterwards will confront any embarrassing, ill odors of any sort. And believe me … with all the medications I’m currently on and with all of the people who come in and out of my office, that is a great weight off of my shoulders.

- Pat F. Charleston, SC

So Scott, did you send me this link because
- you thought it was funny and thought I’d get a laugh out of it?
- you thought this was a product I might want to use?
- you thought this was a product that you are demanding that I use immediately?

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